Mouldy Leftovers (Titles of Unfinished Blog Entries)
This entry is comparable to a collection of mouldy fridge leftovers you kept slightly too long in hopes of nearing zero waste.
(I believe in the zero waste movement but I also believe I need to chill the fuck out and embrace imperfection. What we generally need is for everyone to be Imperfectly Well Intentioned © as opposed to an even split between the radical and the apathetic.)
I digress, here are some trashed concoctions that sounded good in theory but aged very fast:
x the password at the gate of metaphysics is a 4th wall breaking wink
x If this is the end of the world, why do I live in England ?
x Overhearing Strangers And Questioning Your Own IQ
x iNstAGRAM poETrY ???
x How Jack Kerouac Bitch Slapped Me
x Something to do with plants... how to propagate ?
x I CAN’T TALK ABOUT THE WINX LIVE ACTION
x I believe in witchcraft because, why wouldn’t you want to feel inspired by microwave numbers ?