Good News Bad News

Good News Bad News

There is bad news, and there is good news.

Which would you like to hear first ?

The good news first ?

The good news is that, the bad news aren’t very bad. They’re not terrible, I don’t think you’ll faint or go into shock or unsettle yourself too much. Are you ready ? Are you sure ? Ok, brace yourself. Here we go.

I don’t have any good news. That’s the bad news.

The good news is that the bad news aren’t so bad and the bad news is that I don’t have any good news to give you right now.

This is my idea of a joke by the way, it’s not meant to be anything nihilistic or fake deep.

Besides, if you ask me, nihilism is both amusing and free.